Welcome to the Wizard of Ads – Paul Boomer, Ltd. and BoomerItDontGoogleIt.com website (the “Website“). By accessing and using this Website, you agree to follow and be bound by the following terms and conditions concerning your use of this Website. We may revise these terms and conditions at any time without prior notice.
The Plain English Version:
I pay for an attorney. A damn good one with a (real) British accent. Oxford and all.
But use the information on this Website as you please. All that’s asked is you recognize what you find on this Website is Intellectual Property of Wizard of Ads – Paul Boomer, Ltd. If you use information you find on this Website in any form in any of your written or verbal communications, ask me first.
I’m not afraid to call my attorney. I’ve done it before.
Now to protect ourselves.You’re asking Wizard of Ads – Paul Boomer, Ltd. to provide an answer to your question. At no time are you allowed to come back and throw us under the bus because we provided an answer that didn’t work out for you – make sure to read the section titled “Indemnity.” In addition, I hold the right to reject answering any questions so long as I provide a 100% refund.
Let’s talk about your privacy. Yes, I use Google Analytics and other analytic software to understand what people do on my site. I recommend you do too. What I don’t do is tie personal identifiable information (PII) to you or other visitors. My wife is in the digital security field and I’ve learned a lot (too much) about this kind of stuff. Now, as for the NSA or other third parties, I cannot say the same.
The Lawyer Version:
Use of Website information:
You may download, view, copy, and print documents and graphics from this Website so long as your use is limited solely to personal, informational, or non-commercial purposes and you do not modify or alter the content in any way.
Except where your use constitutes “fair use” under copyright law, you may not otherwise use, download, upload, copy, print, display, perform, reproduce, publish, license, post, transmit or distribute any information from this Website in whole or in part without the express authorization of Wizard of Ads – Paul Boomer, Ltd.
Use of Software:
All software and accompanying documents that you download from this Website (“Software”) are the copyrighted work of Wizard of Ads – Paul Boomer, Ltd. and/or its suppliers. Your use of the Software is governed by the terms of the software license agreement applicable to the Software (“License Agreement”). You are not authorized to install or use any Software unless you first agree to the License Agreement terms. All rights, title, and interest to the Software not expressly granted are reserved.
Passwords and Security:
You are responsible for maintaining the confidentiality of any password(s) you are given to access the Website, and are fully responsible for all activities that occur under your password(s). You agree to notify Wizard of Ads – Paul Boomer, Ltd. immediately of any unauthorized use of your password(s).
Termination of Use:
You agree that Wizard of Ads – Paul Boomer, Ltd. may, in its sole discretion, at any time terminate your access to the Website and any account(s) you may have in connection with the Site. Access to the Site may be monitored by Wizard of Ads – Paul Boomer, Ltd.
Wizard of Ads – Paul Boomer, Ltd. MAKES NO REPRESENTATIONS OR WARRANTIES ABOUT THE INFORMATION OR OTHER MATERIALS PUBLISHED ON THIS SITE FOR ANY PURPOSE AND ALL INFORMATION OR OTHER MATERIALS PROVIDED ON THIS SITE ARE PROVIDED “AS IS” WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, WHETHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED. Wizard of Ads – Paul Boomer, Ltd. HEREBY DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES WITH REGARD TO THE CONTENT OF THIS SITE, INCLUDING ANY WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, TITLE, OR NON-INFRINGEMENT. ADDITIONALLY, Wizard of Ads – Paul Boomer, Ltd. MAKES NO WARRANTY THAT: (1) THE INFORMATION PROVIDED ON THIS SITE IS ACCURATE OR RELIABLE; (2) THIS SITE AND ITS CONTENT WILL MEET YOUR REQUIREMENTS; (3) THIS SITE WILL NOT EXPERIENCE UNINTERRUPTED SERVICE; (4) THIS SITE DOES NOT CONTAIN ERRORS; OR (5) THIS SITE IS SECURE FROM THIRD PARTIES.
ANY CONTENT, MATERIALS, INFORMATION OR SOFTWARE DOWNLOADED OR OTHERWISE OBTAINED THROUGH THE USE OF THE SITE IS DONE AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION AND RISK. Wizard of Ads – Paul Boomer, Ltd. SHALL HAVE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY DAMAGE TO YOUR COMPUTER SYSTEM OR LOSS OF DATA THAT RESULTS FROM THE DOWNLOAD OF ANY CONTENT, MATERIALS, INFORMATION OR SOFTWARE.
Wizard of Ads – Paul Boomer, Ltd. RESERVES THE RIGHT TO MAKE CHANGES OR UPDATES TO THE SITE AT ANY TIME WITHOUT NOTICE.
LIMITATION OF LIABILITY:
IN NO EVENT SHALL Wizard of Ads – Paul Boomer, Ltd. BE LIABLE FOR ANY DIRECT, SPECIAL, PUNITIVE, INDIRECT, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES OR ANY DAMAGES WHATSOEVER, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, LOSS OF USE, DATA, OR PROFITS, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT OR TORT (INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE), OR OTHERWISE, ARISING OUT OF YOUR USE OF THIS SITE.
SOME JURISDICTIONS DO NOT ALLOW THE LIMITATION OR EXCLUSION OF LIABILITY. THEREFORE, SOME OF THE LIMITATIONS OR EXCLUSIONS CONTAINED ABOVE MAY NOT APPLY TO YOU.
You agree to defend, indemnify and hold harmless Wizard of Ads – Paul Boomer, Ltd. and Website, its officers, directors, employees (collectively) and agents from and against any and all claims, liabilities, damages, losses or expenses, including reasonable attorneys’ fees and costs, arising out of or in any way connected with your access to or use of the Website and any form of communication including but not limited to verbal and written communication.
Right of Refusal:
Wizard of Ads – Paul Boomer, Ltd. and this Website has the right to refuse answering questions submitted through the Website. Wizard of Ads – Paul Boomer, Ltd must provide 100% of payment back to the client in the case original question(s) are not answered.
Links to Third Party Sites:
Some links on the Website enable you to leave the Site. The linked sites are not under the control of Wizard of Ads – Paul Boomer, Ltd. and Wizard of Ads – Paul Boomer, Ltd. is not responsible for the contents of any linked site, any link contained in a linked site, or any changes or updates to such sites. Wizard of Ads – Paul Boomer, Ltd. is not responsible for any transmission received from any linked site including any webcasting, webinar, podcast, or other method or transmission. Links to third party sites are provided only as a convenience. Wizard of Ads – Paul Boomer, Ltd. does not endorse any link made available through this Site.